I’ve had a realization.
The most amazing things that can happen to a post grad will happen if you just lower your expectations.
Expectation No. 1: I will make my own coffee and bring it to work to save as much money as possible.
Reality: The Starbucks baristas literally know me by name and were surprised when I didn’t order a grande iced americano with extra ice.
Expectation No. 2: If I go to sleep at a reasonable time, I won’t be so tired at work.
Reality: I was in bed at 9:45PM and still hit snooze four times.
Expectation No. 3: I will take style cues from a blended mix of corporate shows like Suits and fabulous shows like Sex and the City and totally look the part of a young professional.
Reality: My shirt is wrinkled because it was on the floor.
Expectation No. 4: Friday nights are dedicated to trying new resaurants and getting drinks with friends.
Reality: I’m so exhausted. I cannot move. Netflix exists.
Expectation No. 5: I’ll wake up super early and hit the gym.
Reality: See Expectation No. 2.
Expectation No. 6: When getting up early just doesn’t work, I’ll work out when I get home from work and cook a healthy dinner.
Reality: Leave work. Drive home. Replace work clothes with sweatpants t-shirt. Lie on the couch for an undisclosed period. Eat chocolate. Chocolate-covered anything. It has become essential to my very existence.
Expectation No. 7: The belief that I’ll be going on some crazy adventure this year and figure everything out.
Reality: I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I’m going to do with my life.
Whole Wheat Strawberry Mascarpone Scones
slightly adapted from The Smitten Kitchen Cookbook
(yields 10 scones)
Ingredients:
2 cups whole wheat flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon table salt
4 tablespoons cold unsalted butter
1 cup fresh strawberries, diced
3/4 cup mascarpone
1/4 cup heavy cream
Preparation:
Preheat oven to 425 degrees and line a large baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a large bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, sugar and salt together.
Cut the butter into small pieces with a knife and fold into the flour mixture. Using your fingertips, work the butter and flour together until mixture resembles a coarse meal. Stir in strawberries.
Add the mascarpone to the batter, then the heavy cream. Using a spatular or your fingers (fingers worked better for me), stir all ingredients together to form a dough. Gently knead dough into an even mass, then transfer to prepared parchment paper.
Knead the dough a bit more into a ball, then pat it into a 10-inch square about 1-inch tall. Bake the scones for about 15 to 20 minutes, or until lightly golden around the center and edges. Cool in the pan for a minute, then transfer to cooling rack. While scones are still warm, cut into 10 even triangles.
Nutritional information (per scone): 240 calories, 14g fat (8.5 sat, 1.5 mono), 16g carbohydrates, 3g protein, 3.5g fiber
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